Meet Bigfoot
A Brief History of the Bigfoot Species
Basic Information:
Nickname: The Missing Link
Height: 7’6”
Eye Color: Hazel
Age: Approx. 68 Years
Location: The Dense Woods
Hobbies: Poetry & Meditation
Getting to Know Me:
Love Language: Quality Time
Hidden Talent: Myself
Favorite Food: Venison
Pet Peeve: Lack of Boundaries
Biggest Fear: Finding Bigfoot TV Show
Ideal Date: Picnic in the Woods
Dating Preference:
Favorite Feature on a Person: Is it wrong of me to say feet?
Looking For: The one who makes me want to come out of hiding.
Dealbreaker: Someone who does not see the beauty of the Universe.
The first modern Bigfoot sighting took place in 1958, in Northern California. However, the sightings and reports of creatures matching Bigfoot’s description predate that by over a century, with many people all over North America reporting large tracks of a 4 toed creature. The report published in 1958 catapulted the Bigfoot species into the public eye, but a highly controversial sighting and video in 1967 catapulted the species into stardom. Since 1967, Bigfoot has been the star of well over 100 feature films, short-films, books, comics, and more.
With all of this fame, you would think the Bigfoot species would be celebrities, but they must prefer to live a quiet and peaceful life within the woods. Even though they are sought after by researchers and documentary filmmakers, they maintain a supernatural ability to stay hidden, only ever being caught on blurry film or grainy video.
About Our Eligible Bigfoot
When our eligible Bigfoot was first discovered in 2001, it was immediately obvious that they were different than the others in their species. Unlike their usually reclusive family members, this Bigfoot seemed to have no issues with being the center of attention. They maintained their low-key lifestyle, but when approached by researchers, they did not hide but rather embraced being the object of their desires.
It is with this specific Bigfoot that we have expanded our knowledge of the creatures tremendously, but with this newfound connection and insight, many of the researchers also found themselves falling in love with the very cryptid they were tasked with studying. Since the original scouting expedition in 2001, no researcher has been able to successfully win their heart, but maybe that will change soon.