Meet Dingbat
Basic Information:
Nickname: Lumberjack Nightmare
Height: 2’2”
Eye Color: Black
Age: Approx. 76 Years
Location: Wisconsin
Hobbies: Cooking & Baking
Getting to Know Me:
Love Language: Gift Giving
Hidden Talent: Never makes a Soufflé that collapses.
Favorite Food: Gasoline
Biggest Fear: Taverns
Pet Peeve: People saying they know how to cook and then serving bad food.
Ideal Date: Cooking together.
Dating Preference:
Favorite Feature on a Person: Kind Eyes and a loving smile.
Looking For: Someone who wants to go on wacky adventures late at night.
Dealbreaker: You, or your loved ones, are lumberjacks and loggers.
A Brief History of the Dingbat Species
In the 1950’s, a strange creature was captured, killed, and put on display in a Tavern in Wisconsin. Since then, researchers have flocked the Rice Lake area to try and discover the mysteries of the cryptid. Once inquiries began, reports, primarily from the local lumberjack community, poured in about a large owl/bat-like creature that had been harassing them nonstop.
The Dingbat species seems to be some sort of woodland prankster demi-god. It flies with unnatural speed and agility, eats bullets from the air with ease, and drinks the gasoline out of cars without a second thought. It seems, in practice, similar to that of certain children’s book characters, protecting the forests and trees from those who wish to cut them down. It has been observed that there is more than one Dingbat in the species, but the total number is likely to be less than ten total. It also seems that their numbers neither rise nor fall unless they are killed by unnatural causes, in which case their numbers dwindle.
About Our Eligible Dingbat
Our Eligible Dingbat was first contacted in 2000, as one of our researchers found them guzzling the gas from their car. They made eye contact before, in an instant, they vanished from sight. The following day, when they went into the woods, they immediately felt the presence of Dingbat, watching them from up above in the trees. As the week progressed, it became more and more emboldened, getting closer with each day.
Eventually, contact was made, and the researcher could communicate with the cryptid, forming a bond. Once word got out that one of the Dingbat species was talking with researchers, the area was flooded with them, and all attention was on the singular Dingbat that liked to put on a show. It shared its stories, its recipes, and its pranks, even joining some of the researchers on other outings and expeditions. However, even with all of this, no researcher has been able to win their undivided affection.