Meet Mothman

Basic Information:

Nickname: New York Newt

Height: 3’4”

Eye Color: Black

Age: Approx. 60 Years

Location: New York

Hobbies: Staring into the Void

Getting to Know Me:

Love Language: Physical Touch

Hidden Talent: Holds the “unofficial” Record for a Golf Drive

Favorite Food: Pure Light Sources

Biggest Fear: That life will not end

Pet Peeve: People lying about their golf scores or accomplishments

Ideal Date: Mini Golf

Dating Preference:

Favorite Feature on a Person: A Bright Personality

Looking For: Someone not afraid of living in the moment

Dealbreaker: I am not much of a dog or cat cryptid

A Brief History of the Mothman

In 1966, Mothman first appeared, chasing a couple down a back road of West Virginia, keeping up with ease as they drove 100 mph to try to escape. Eventually, Mothman abandoned the chase, but it would not be the last time that they were seen. In 1967, citizens of West Virginia began to report sightings of the cryptid before a bridge collapsed, this event would cause Mothman to become known as an omen of disaster. Now, whenever Mothman is seen, tragedies are sure to follow.

Alongside the historical records of Mothman, the unofficial reports are even more vast. Reports of dogs and cats going missing as the blur of Mothman is seen disappearing into the sky, spouses report seeing a winged bipedal creature in the skies just before catching their cheating partners in the act, and children report seeing a creature matching the description lurking in the shadows just before a gruesome injury. No other known cryptid brings such a tangible curse to those who see it.

About Our Eligible Mothman

Our Eligible Mothman was first contacted in 2004. Immediately, the reports of Mothman being a harbinger of death were contested, as they were seemingly no more villainous than any other creature, human or otherwise. After continued contact and conversation, the mysteries surrounding Mothman were no clearer, but the fear of doom had waned. Our researchers continued to observe and converse, hoping to learn the secrets of the creature, but alas, we have gotten no closer to the truth.

Nonetheless, not all is bad. We have cultivated a working relationship with the cryptid, and we have determined that while they may have signaled the tragedies, they were not the culprit. We hope to learn more as the days continue onwards, but our researchers have grown less concerned with the scientific nature of inquiries and more concerned with those of a personal nature. In fact, if I did not know any better, I would say some of the researchers had developed a crush on Mothman.